Get excess Christmas weight off fast! No diets, exercise or removal of body parts, in fact it’s really relaxing. It’s colonic irrigation! After 20 minutes washing out your colon, you really are 2lb lighter. I went this week and it’s really amazing, the therapist is always incredibly enthusiastic about the job, and especially about… poo! In fact normally there is some sort of sample for you to see or even hold!
The colonic removes a lot of dried on stuff that has been in the colon for years – this clogs you up and reduces absorption. It also encourages fermentation, which gives you a bloated belly and gas. So not only does the colonic remove weight, it also deflates your belly so you look even slimmer.
What to Expect.
You can enjoy 20 minutes on the couch, having warm filtered water pumped in and out, and enjoy small talk about poo (literally talking c**p). There is a viewing pipe showing the out going waste so you can see what’s going out, accompanied by excited shrieks from the therapist whenever a large lump is dislodged. I knew my stuff was old because I could see some Marathon Bars from the 1970’s and Milk Tray chocolates from the 1960’s.
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Well now I am feeling much lighter, and what anyone says about my blog I can’t be accused of being full of s**t anymore.
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